baking-soda asked: if boromir lived and had gone to helm's deep and onward with aragorn et al, how awesome would it have been, scale of one to ten.
Haha, “on a scale of one to ten.” I don’t recognize this scale when it comes to Boromir at Helm’s Deep. Try like idk a major pentatonic scale and on that scale, Boromir at Helm’s Deep would basically be a ten minute long Metallica scream.
By then Aragorn and Boromir would have been so tight. Aragorn’s chill but deeply appreciative acceptance of Boromir’s declaration of fealty would have only solidified Boromir’s massive respect for him and Aragorn would place so much value on Boromir’s court savvy, his hard-won loyalty, his leadership qualities and his bravery and you know, the way he slid across the slate and almost tumbled over the cliff himself, grabbing Aragorn’s arm at the last second and saving him from falling in that river, pulling him up with dat Boromir side grin. Let the tower guard take up the call, let the bass drop: the lords of Gondor have returned.
Boromir would be diplomatically repairing that relationship with Rohan. Boromir would be psyching up the troops on the wall with his incredibly motivating qualities of casual bro charm and steely experience in battle. Boromir would be quietly chatting with Eowyn by the hearth after everyone else falls asleep because they both understand what it means to be shackled to a role by tradition, to be helpless to protect your family as much as you want to, to put country and duty before your own needs. Boromir blastin full big bro super saiyan on Wormtongue.
PS CAN WE ALL IMAGINE BOROMIR’S FACE AT THE WEDDING OF HIS KID BROTHER TO THIS BADASS ROHAN WARRIOR AND ALL AROUND WONDERFUL PERSON WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A GRADE A BABE. CAN YOU IMAGINE BOROMIR’S FACE. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW POIGNANT AND SURPRISINGLY SENSITIVE HIS TOAST SPEECH WOULD BE. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SLOPPY HAPPY DRUNK BOROMIR WOULD GET AT THE RECEPTION, HOW MUCH HE WOULD LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR. BECAUSE I CAN.
sobbing irl imagining boromir the happy drunk at faramir’s wedding.
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This is London too omg
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SAM LOOKS SO DIFFERENT
BUT WTF ITS BEEN 9 YEARS AND DEAN HASN’T AGED
his body was too focused on changing his voice
u dun fucked up
u know he dead